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  • "I Thought The Beaverton Was Satire" Unisex T-Shirt
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  • House Hippo Mom T-Shirt
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  • House Hippo Dad T-Shirt
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  • "Local man wears funny t-shirt" T-Shirt
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  • Smug Canadian Unisex T-Shirt
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  • The Beaverton Classic Logo T-Shirt
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We also managed to put funny little sayings on toques, mugs and onesies. Go us!

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Wearing a Beaverton shirt is a great way to meet people who also enjoy jokes.

Local man

I never knew true happiness until I got to wear a t-shirt with a reference on it that almost no one gets.

Local woman

Where are the fucking socks?!

Justin Trudeau